*Haiku 5-7-5

Why don’t beer-battered
women come with a side of
ranch and celery?

© Christopher Rupley 2016

*Disclaimer: After a few beers, and appetizers, a friend told me I couldn’t make domestic violence funny. I said, “nay!” I do not support, or condone any type of violence, but I couldn’t just let him sit there with a smirk on his face, ultimately letting his drunk-ass ‘get one over’ on me…

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